Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Beauty

Beauty is something that can be experienced from all of the senses; the sound of a voice; the scent of a perfume; the taste of crab legs dipped in butter; the feel of a porcelain lamp, the look of smooth lines on handmade furniture.  Beauty can also be expressed in actions like helping people and working for the cause of good will toward all.  Ideas and concepts that strike me, influence my idea of beauty.  Music, open source software, free wi-fi, the iPhone, women with short hair, women's feet, necks, breasts, arses, legs, arms etc.  We males are attractive too because we are badasses in a whole different way!  I take notice of the smoothness of my Fender Jazzmaster every time I pick it up to play.  And the sound of it takes my appreciation to another level.  I would consider myself easily turned on.  The smoothness of the cement bowls that I skateboard have beauty and are a testament to mans progress.  In one of the videos we watched, a dude said something to the effect of "hygiene being an entertainment of fascism."  I disagree, hygiene is a testament to achievement and progress that allows us to transform ourselves from stink to pretty in a matter of minutes.  Hygiene also can be a creative process in choosing how to smell and look.  One could deconstruct hygiene and smear diarrhea on ones face in place of perfume but it would be more of a social statement expressing the contempt for one of the first rules that everyone learns.  Don't play with your shit.


  1. what if I detune my guitar
  2. what if put it in the oven
  3. what if hit it with a bat
  4. what if I do it tomorrow
  5. what if it sleeps with me
  6. what if I paint it black
  7. what if I paint it red
  8. what if I record it
  9. what if I video it
  10. what if I put it in the trunk of my car
  11. what if I wrap it in silk
  12. what if I give it as a gift
  13. what if I bury it
  14. what if I put wheels on it
  15. what if I put strings on it
  16. what if I put lipstick on it
  17. what if I act like it never happened
  18. what if I treat it like family
  19. what if I give it a name
  20. what if I get high and look at it
  21. what if I stay straight and look at it
  22. what if I put wings on it
  23. what if I play it music
  24. what if I make it play music
  25. what if I give it to God
  26. what if I try and communicate to God
  27. what if I don't care
  28. what if I care too much
  29. what if I kick it
  30. what if I lick it
  31. what if I stick it up my ass
  32. what if I stick it up my dogs ass
  33. what if I just give him a treat instead
  34. what if we both have a treat
  35. what if I kill him
  36. what if I pet him
  37. what if I play the music faster
  38. what if I slow the music down
  39. what if I turn it up a notch
  40. what if I keep it low
  41. what if I yelp.com it
  42. what if I go off on yelpers
  43. what if my first love was here
  44. what if I never would have drank
  45. what if I could have married her
  46. what if I never have kids
  47. what if I have too many
  48. what if I leave
  49. what if I leave with my beauty and don't finish this last one
  50. what if?

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